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Post by sifth on Jul 30, 2009 15:32:08 GMT -5
I've never seen Twilight but I do watch True Blood, I've heard they're pretty close. Hmmm... Maybe less boobs in it though now that I think about it... to lately quote this. They are nowhere close lol. True Blood kicks ass and actually follows the traditional vampire rules. Twilight does not. They sparkle when they go into the sun instead of explode. Wow Twilight really must suck, because even I didn’t know about the sparkle thing. Btw: not sure if anyone knows this, but is it true the main ware wolf guy becomes a pedifile in the final book. |
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Post by Darkest on Jul 30, 2009 16:49:35 GMT -5
I've never seen Twilight but I do watch True Blood, I've heard they're pretty close. Hmmm... Maybe less boobs in it though now that I think about it... to lately quote this. They are nowhere close lol. True Blood kicks ass and actually follows the traditional vampire rules. Twilight does not. They sparkle when they go into the sun instead of explode. Well, 'traditional' vampires don't explode when they go into the sunlight. They burn into ash. |
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Post by teamantisocial on Jul 30, 2009 18:33:18 GMT -5
to lately quote this. They are nowhere close lol. True Blood kicks ass and actually follows the traditional vampire rules. Twilight does not. They sparkle when they go into the sun instead of explode. Well, 'traditional' vampires don't explode when they go into the sunlight. They burn into ash. well that's what they do, but explode just sounded cooler lol |
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Post by cloud390 on Jul 30, 2009 22:51:20 GMT -5
Well, 'traditional' vampires don't explode when they go into the sunlight. They burn into ash. well that's what they do, but explode just sounded cooler lol And more manlier. See when vampire lose their man-cards they sparkle when they are in the sun. |
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Post by Lord Agent Dr. Vect on Jul 30, 2009 23:39:29 GMT -5
Wow Twilight really must suck, because even I didn’t know about the sparkle thing. Btw: not sure if anyone knows this, but is it true the main ware wolf guy becomes a pedifile in the final book. From what I remember of reading places like TV Tropes and/or dissections of the story it was more this: Werewolves have some sort of Implanting thing that they do to determine their soulmates or something. Jacob ends up doing that to Bella and Edward's hellspawn in the final book apparently just so he has someone to be paired up to. 'Least, I think that's what it's said... |
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Post by sifth on Jul 31, 2009 8:42:00 GMT -5
Wow Twilight really must suck, because even I didn’t know about the sparkle thing. Btw: not sure if anyone knows this, but is it true the main ware wolf guy becomes a pedifile in the final book. From what I remember of reading places like TV Tropes and/or dissections of the story it was more this: Werewolves have some sort of Implanting thing that they do to determine their soulmates or something. Jacob ends up doing that to Bella and Edward's hellspawn in the final book apparently just so he has someone to be paired up to. 'Least, I think that's what it's said... Now I’m even more confused. Glad to see that the concept of free will exists in the twilight universe, lol I’m all into reading fantasy novels, but even I have limits. Teens must love to read crap these days, because even I have a hard time understanding how this series became popular. |
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Post by Sonic101 on Jul 31, 2009 8:49:56 GMT -5
From what I remember of reading places like TV Tropes and/or dissections of the story it was more this: Werewolves have some sort of Implanting thing that they do to determine their soulmates or something. Jacob ends up doing that to Bella and Edward's hellspawn in the final book apparently just so he has someone to be paired up to. 'Least, I think that's what it's said... Now I’m even more confused. Glad to see that the concept of free will exists in the twilight universe, lol I’m all into reading fantasy novels, but even I have limits. Teens must love to read crap these days, because even I have a hard time understanding how this series became popular. Two words: Teenage girls. |
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Post by sifth on Jul 31, 2009 8:54:10 GMT -5
So what, teenage girls enjoy reading about Teenage Warewolf’s falling in love with newly born children.
First High School Muscle and now this, I really must be losing touch with the teenage world, lol
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Post by Sonic101 on Jul 31, 2009 8:58:12 GMT -5
I think it's mostly because they all want Edward like he was the last man on earth. The thing I don't get is why? He's fucking creepy. Like really fucking creepy. I don't care how attractive you are, I seriously doubt acting like him is going to get you any chicks.
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Post by Lord Agent Dr. Vect on Jul 31, 2009 9:27:09 GMT -5
This is probably what'll happen if he chases a girl other than that doormat Bella...
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Post by teamantisocial on Jul 31, 2009 17:47:43 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by teamantisocial on Jul 31, 2009 17:56:58 GMT -5
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Post by cloud390 on Aug 4, 2009 19:03:24 GMT -5
Name: Brandon Walsh Age: 18 Gender: Male Personality: Brandon likes long walks on the beach with a setting sun in the background and a slight breeze that tickles. He is extremely nice but comes off as stoic to many. Once you get to know him though you can't help but fall in love with him. He's kind of shy but before girls know it they want to get in his pants. He has high integrity and likes a girl for their personality, it just so happens he gets drop dead gorgeous girls. But he's all for the personality you see. For whatever reason, he's not very popular in school even though he is the best looking guy there and most girls ignore that he even exists. He does cross girls once and a while and like it is a movie his dreamy looks just come alive to them and before long he is the most popular kid in the school. Due to his rough background he tends to be a bit clingy to girls. Don't be scared if he won't leave you alone, he just does it to be a good guy and show you how much he loves you. Even if you block his number he'll still be able to call you with that same number, he's a vampire after all. He's nice. He's good looking and he's a creepy vampire, what's not to love?  Biography: At the age of ten he found out his mom is a tranny and his dad is gay. At sixteen he got turned into a vampire by a flaming homo. His life sucks. He still believes in formal education though and has continued to go to high school, for the last twenty five years. A few teachers wonder about it but once they noticed his intelligence level was only a one they didn't question it anymore. He goes by Sparkly though seeing as he sparkles when he goes out into the sun. Stats:Intelligence: 1 Strength: Infinity Speed: Infinity Agility: Vampire. Good looks: God Durability: Brandon looks at you with a devious smile and laughs. I think I did it right. If you need anything edited just tell me. |
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Post by Iceflame on Mar 16, 2010 20:57:29 GMT -5
Vampires? How could anyone in Twilight be a vampire if they have kids? Their sperm is frozen! my friend thinks that Edward is a succubus.
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Post by teamantisocial on Mar 16, 2010 21:51:39 GMT -5
Who the fuck is that? ^^^
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