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Post by Commy Pandy on May 19, 2009 14:48:11 GMT -5
[c=6]Carol[/c] says: (3:44:47 PM)
Shane would manage to find the worst Lonely Boys song
(M)Tyler says: (3:44:58 PM)
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!
[c=6]Carol[/c] says: (3:45:08 PM)
XD LOL
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Post by Spidermaaan on May 21, 2009 18:57:19 GMT -5
It's funny because it's true. >_>
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Post by MILKO on May 22, 2009 18:11:47 GMT -5
"Crazy bitch! I'll show her crazy bitch. She'll look like a fucking idiot when I bring Aton back. Fuck!"
LMFAO!!! |
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Post by MILKO on May 23, 2009 10:42:41 GMT -5
Hercules rose from his feet and cracked his knuckles before chiseling in a message on a nearby tablet--with his fingernail, a very crude, . [/i][/quote][/font] |
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Post by HENSHIN on May 25, 2009 10:20:54 GMT -5
She checked her email, her eyes flickering over Dr. Crenshaw's name which triggered her face to flush. She quickly clicked it off and compressed her hand to her radiating cheek until the feeling went away. |
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Post by Commy Pandy on May 31, 2009 16:06:36 GMT -5
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Post by Spidermaaan on May 31, 2009 22:28:33 GMT -5
Kalina bumped right into Jennifer but practically sprinted behind Ace to avoid her wrath. ACE HAS COME BACK TO LIFE! AND HE WANTS SOMEADAT PROM PLANNIN' DX |
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Post by cloud390 on May 31, 2009 22:30:31 GMT -5
I miss Ace.
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Post by teamantisocial on May 31, 2009 22:35:06 GMT -5
there's probably someone with Necromancy powers
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Post by cloud390 on May 31, 2009 22:35:58 GMT -5
CALEB YOU ARE A GENIUS.
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Post by teamantisocial on Jun 18, 2009 23:13:59 GMT -5
Meep via Skype
"Pull out or not, we're still fucked"
innuendo ^_^
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Post by MILKO on Jun 23, 2009 22:21:59 GMT -5
"Nice to meet you Shane...I mean Dereck. So how are you?
KEKEKEKEKE |
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Post by teamantisocial on Oct 19, 2009 21:40:09 GMT -5
October, 19, 9:20pm by DelCage in NHA:
"Yes, Diane. I'm questioning your fucking capabilities. You're hiding behind closed doors and keeping secrets with one of the most powerful people on these premises, tacitly allowing her to abuse drugs, abuse students, flout school, break any rules she sees fit, and she is the most problematic and unmotivated individual in this entire school! HELL SHE SET OFF A BOMB! SHE IS TRYING TO RAPE ANOTHER STUDENT! So yes, you bitchy blond wannabe lesbian of a white witch, I am question every ounce of ability to guide her at all. You haven't even gotten your own shit together, still writhing with hate, rotting inside with your cold heart and bitter displeasures, the loneliness you feel from shoving away anyone who has ever cared about you, present company included. The only reason you don't leave is because no one else would have you and you would find how truly alone you really are. I'm going to go have sex with your precious student who you live vicariously through just to prove my point about what a failure you are as a role model, teacher, and person.
Slut."
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Post by Darkest on Oct 24, 2009 15:32:51 GMT -5
“Superhorse going bad you say," I thought this was funny... |
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Post by Sonic101 on Oct 27, 2009 19:21:02 GMT -5
the huge man lectured his pears. |
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Post by teamantisocial on Nov 5, 2009 12:25:15 GMT -5
After a seductive montage of Oto cleaning up, he looked relatively presentable. |
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Post by Commy Pandy on Nov 21, 2009 23:52:51 GMT -5
"Aight, this is straight, this is cool," DaMarcus said, though it was unclear whether it was to Kalina or to himself, looking down the hall at the open doorway. It was a set of stairs before they had at least one part of this mystery solved. But where was everyone? Where were the Profs? This was all too weird. "I'll take the front. You just do yo thing, watch out for any thoughts approaching so nothing sneaks up on us, cool?" he asked, sounding weirdly like Chloe in his own way. He waited for her response, however, before making his next move.
"Yeah...yeah," Kalina nodded her head vigorously, hoping she sounded as cool and fearless as her badass counterpart, despite her eyes being large and round with fear.  . She followed him up the stairs, getting closer and closer the source of all noises. She was so nervous now that she was shaking from head to toe. She had to prove she could do this. She took a few wheezy breaths and in a fit of nervousness, slammed her fist against the wall (ow! ;- and yelled, "Yeah, yeah! I'll do my thing, warren-homie-g-home-slice. Thug life for sure!!"
...
>,<!
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Post by Commy Pandy on Nov 21, 2009 23:55:22 GMT -5
I don't think any of you can possible understand the hilarity of that statement.
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Post by Commy Pandy on Nov 26, 2009 1:51:48 GMT -5
SAMMY XD
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Post by Sonic101 on Feb 18, 2010 21:55:39 GMT -5
[×] [o] sifth: she's assassin, I know that much
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Post by teamantisocial on May 17, 2010 22:40:52 GMT -5
17 May 10, 11:38 PM
Robo: I got exams these next two weeks
17 May 10, 11:38 PM
Robo: there's ads for sexual abuse in Avatar...
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Post by teamantisocial on Nov 5, 2010 11:01:22 GMT -5
This is from the old site, since the site was dead, I wanted to lighten up the depression.
Posted by Del:
28 Dec 08, 23:10
Robo: Hein died as he lived: running naked into a crowd of men
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Post by DelCage on Jun 13, 2011 23:42:46 GMT -5
Ninjosie: Wait I don't mean it like that!
14 Jun 11, 12:40 AM
Ninjosie: He's too large for her!
14 Jun 11, 12:40 AM
Ninjosie: Da Lina romance >,<
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Post by MILKO on Jun 13, 2011 23:57:27 GMT -5
28 Dec 08, 23:10 Robo: Hein died as he lived: running naked into a crowd of men [/quote] I'm pretty sure it's still just as lazy and unoriginal, even with proper grammar. Like all of your ideas, stupid.  [/quote] Rambolina didn’t wait to listen to Calvin’s whining like a punk bitch. She didn’t have time for that shit. Suddenly, her Zombie senses started to tingle…HARK! “THERE’S SOME PUNK BITCHES WHO NEED OUR HELP!!” She shouted, sprinting with two YES TWO machine guns in her hands. Where’d they come from? Who knows?! Rambolina is just smooth like that! She turned the corner to see Lucky trapped by a horde of zombies, and everyone else was just watching all helpless. She walked up to Theo and Chloe, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?! YOU’RE JUST GOING TO SIT THERE AND TAKE IT?! YOU PUNK BITCHES! ESPECIALLY YOU, CHLOE! YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO BE ALL BADASS! ALL YOU’VE DONE IS CRY AND ACT ALL IN DISTRESSED! I SHOULD POP A CAP IN BOTH YOUR ASSES! RIGHT AFTER I FINISH WOOPIN SOME ZOMBIE TAIL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!” She charged forward and started shooting up Zombies with both machine guns leveling fields of Zombies. “DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!! TO THE CHOPPPPPAAAAAAAA!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!” ooc: Rambolina strikes again! ;D (dam-a barricade used to keep a flood out vs. damn-often used as a curse word. Think before you post!), then Del, then (dam-a barricade used to keep a flood out vs. damn-often used as a curse word. Think before you post!). Meep for President! Ultimate Admin Failure: Cloud
A prime example of when what little administration work there is, is shafted for a magnitude of obnoxiously blind self-indulgence.
Duo that Needs a Divorce-
Cloud/himself
This contender came out of no where and blew the original favorite (Manservant/Marly) away! I guess everyone found the downfall of Ace followed by the sporatic long yet fruitless postings of random characters with no profiles to be a bit too painful. Obviously this couple is deeply in love and has no time of splitting soon…but we can dream, can’t we? I wonder who gets custody of Baby Shaney?!?! Time for Kalina's interview!! "I SAID I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS *shoots at wall* NOW TELL ME, IF YOU'RE IN A ROOM WITH A ZOMBIE AND ALL YOU'VE GOT IS A SPOON, WHAT DO YOU DO?
ANSWER ME!!
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO
YOU TEAR ITS HEART OUT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
AND SHOVE THAT SPOON UP ITS ASS
DON'T PLAY WITH ME
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I WILL SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN!!
*gets up and runs out*
*shots and screams heard backstage followed by Rambolina laughings*"... "Well that was a interesting interview, still how did she get that machine-gun in the room. I guess we will never know. Time to go to commercial, if any of my backstage staff is still alive that is! *laughs*" |
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Post by MILKO on Jun 14, 2011 0:03:50 GMT -5
Best Villain-Tie-Damien and Ashli, Hare and “NOT the Hare”
The dynamic vampire duo with the gender crossing names kicked all of the soldier’s asses in the fir two pages of the RP! AFTER A FUNERAL! Cooooooooooooollllld bloooooooooooded!.
While of course, the Hare managed to put in a scare to our NHAers by cutting off Jin’s arm in his imagination which somehow transposed into real life! That’s…amazing. Of course, the underdeveloped plot, contrived tactics, campy use of symbolism (if they were trying to use symbolism…), ridiculous conclusion that left half of the RPers confused and Jin’s obsessive monologuing of: THE HARE, THE HARE, MY ARM, THE HARE has most of us wishing for something else, even more Jet Jamison!
Newcomer Award: Well, these were the ones written in: Lynx,
Virgil, Easter Bunny, Angelique but I think we all know who deserves the newcomer award…and that would be….
[glow=red,2,300] Rambolina[/glow]
You punk bitches don’t deserve shit!
Both of those quotes are awesome. I'm just lazy to make a separate quote tag. >.> She then played with his hair a little bit and thought to herself that it was convenient that she wore a skirt today. . OMG HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING  Sucks for Theo. Even though it's disrespectful when he's gone, Cloud skews FTW. "I must fight Light White, after writing ten paragraphs about my horrific backstory," A calm voice called out calmly. You people spew gold from your mouths. ;D Rosie: So cute XD GOD (dam-a barricade used to keep a flood out vs. damn-often used as a curse word. Think before you post!): this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy went to the bank, and this delly bear went WEEWEEWEE ALL THE MUTHAFUCKIN' WAY HOME
D. licious: do you guys have any tips for me and damaru? our marriage is going through a rough patch right now Robo: or we can just both be pleasant people by nature Rosie: Robo writes me stories Rosie: or...pleasant by nature... Dambo: oh come on delly bear, pull that stick out of your butthole! X3 Rosie: by stick, do you mean genitals? Dambo: ....... BWAHAHAHAHA! I'VE TAUGHT YOU WELL ROSIE |
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Post by MILKO on Jun 14, 2011 0:06:24 GMT -5
Damaru: You're not joining the KH RP?
Del: Thinking about it. I don't really like Kingdom Hearts, so I'm not sure, but Meep is pressing me.
Damaru: She pressed you well.
... That didn't really come out right did it?
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Post by teamantisocial on Jun 14, 2011 17:26:58 GMT -5
All my buddies down there, like that Otto guy, and Kevin and Jake.....yup. |
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Post by teamantisocial on Jun 14, 2011 18:19:12 GMT -5
Mark watched in amazement as his teammates seemed to pull of the impossible in bringing Samson to the brink. He dropped the tomato from his hand and stared in wonder as they appeared moments away from passing what had deemed a fool's errand just an hour ago. "Get in now!" The message jolted Mark out of his overly optimistic stupor as he stared around. Without another thought, "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He sprinted for the straight at the man who had to have about 6 inches and 120 pounds on him at least. As he drew closer, his delusions of grandeur departed, as he realized, sweet jesus this man had to have about 6 inches and 120 pounds on him at least. "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" His shoulder collided with Samson's midsection and he felt the enormously load of the professor tumble of their edge, like a tree collapsing into the forest. Despite him being off balance, Samson still carried enough force to knock Mark right on his butt. "--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!" This whole post was quote worthy. Seriously. |
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Post by Commy Pandy on Jun 15, 2011 0:08:26 GMT -5
Sifth: This vampire makes no sense, he glows in the dark!
Caleb: Actually he glows in the sunlight.
Sifth: EVEN WORSE!
(on Twilight)
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Post by Spidermaaan on Jun 15, 2011 16:06:54 GMT -5
Moon:
This is exactly what happened between Aton and Odette :I
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[M:320]
and yelled, "Yeah, yeah! I'll do my thing, warren-homie-g-home-slice. Thug life for sure!!"