Post by Damaru on Feb 14, 2009 21:42:29 GMT -5
What is your horoscope sign and what does it say about your kisses and picks for chocolate?
Kisses:
Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.
Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on…
Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.
Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.
Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance.
Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished.
Libra: You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.
Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get to straight to ... whatever comes next for you.
Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.
Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.
Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.
Pisces: Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.
Chocolates:
Aries eats all of the chocolates in one sitting.
Taurus tends to buy two boxes and leave only the orange ones for you.
Gemini makes their chocolate choice by sticking their finger in each piece.
Cancer draws it out to make even the smallest box last for a month.
Leo likes to own all the chocolates first.
Virgo cuts their chocolates up into small, manageable bites with a knife and fork.
Libra chooses two boxes of chocolates, white and dark; one for you, one for them.
Scorpio can't resist rubbing the chocolates all over their partner and licking it off.
Sagittarius only orders foreign chocolates.
Capricorn seeks perfection in picking truffles of the best variety.
Aquarius skips chocolates altogether -- they prefer a box of carob and raisin health bars.
Pisces tends to share them all and forget to leave one for themselves.
Kisses:
Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.
Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on…
Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.
Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.
Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance.
Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished.
Libra: You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.
Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get to straight to ... whatever comes next for you.
Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.
Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.
Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.
Pisces: Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.
Chocolates:
Aries eats all of the chocolates in one sitting.
Taurus tends to buy two boxes and leave only the orange ones for you.
Gemini makes their chocolate choice by sticking their finger in each piece.
Cancer draws it out to make even the smallest box last for a month.
Leo likes to own all the chocolates first.
Virgo cuts their chocolates up into small, manageable bites with a knife and fork.
Libra chooses two boxes of chocolates, white and dark; one for you, one for them.
Scorpio can't resist rubbing the chocolates all over their partner and licking it off.
Sagittarius only orders foreign chocolates.
Capricorn seeks perfection in picking truffles of the best variety.
Aquarius skips chocolates altogether -- they prefer a box of carob and raisin health bars.
Pisces tends to share them all and forget to leave one for themselves.
